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[babyimmortal]

....But i am pretty incredible. I'll take that. ;)

[righthemisphere]

lol good, It's important to know your worth.

At least 6 camels. At least.

[babyimmortal]

[She noticed he skipped her question. Nile Will Remember This]

Only 6? I was thinking 8, at least. Maybe I need someone who will indulged my greedy side too? Damn.

[righthemisphere]

8 is big talk but I bet you're worth it. Alternatively 6 camels and some goats?

[babyimmortal]

I do like goats.

6 and two goats seems reasonable for all this.

All this being one tiny package of kickass and problems. You know I can kick your ass too.

[righthemisphere]

I'm still recovering from the last time you kicked my ass lol

[babyimmortal]

That's turning into a trend.

Hows the head btw?

[righthemisphere]

No long term damage. It's almost gone already

[babyimmortal]

Brain still functioning well, then? OR as well as it can?

[righthemisphere]

As well as can be expected. Do you still feel bad?

[babyimmortal]

No, I'm completely over beaming you with a rock--of course I still feel bad!

[righthemisphere]

Just making sure so I know how long I can milk this for sympathy

[babyimmortal]

I generally feel bad kicking puppies!

1/2

[righthemisphere]

well no you shouldn't do that either

[righthemisphere]

Hey!

[babyimmortal]

Look @ yourself in the mirror. Now look at this. Same reflection.

[babyimmortal]

Golden sad eyes

[babyimmortal]

Good boy.

[righthemisphere]

I wish I was this cute

There's no point fighting this, is there

[babyimmortal]

none. don't fight it, pup.

You are pretty cute though.

[righthemisphere]

[I'm a MaN nOt a DoG nIlE rEsPecT mE]

I am literally older than you, you're the pup in this situation.

Unless we count Chuck

[babyimmortal]

Barely. By what? A few months? --Wait. NO! I'm way older than you! At least 4 years older, technically. Do the math.

And yes, I suppose we can call Chuck the pup. I wouldn't want to kick him either.

[righthemisphere]

And he's 21

Sorry no, loopy timelines don't count.

[babyimmortal]

God, he really is a baby.

Fine. Fine. YOU can be eldest. But I was almost 27 before I died.

[that sentence should not have flowed so well]

[righthemisphere]

And I just turned 27. Victory is still mine. When's your birthday?