IC CONTACT

[righthemisphere]

You've reached Raleigh Becket, please leave a message.

Comments

[righthemisphere]

I don't really know any people, so I guess that's part of the problem. I've spent so long trying to shut the world out I'm not sure how to let it back in without hurting myself.

You said it better, though. All those things sound pretty perfect.

And for what it's worth we're both terrible dates but I think you're pretty incredible. There are tons of decent guys here (or girls? No judgment) who should be climbing over each other to take you out.

1/3

[babyimmortal]

Hurt is, sadly, important. It lets you know what good times are or were. But, can I ask, why'd you shut out the world?

[babyimmortal]

[Oh no, she's scowling at the second half of this because it made her blush. Thanks.]

Shut up! People should NOT be climbing over anything let alone bodies to get to me. Those people are most likely trying to kill me. Just saying.

[babyimmortal]

....But i am pretty incredible. I'll take that. ;)

[righthemisphere]

lol good, It's important to know your worth.

At least 6 camels. At least.

[babyimmortal]

[She noticed he skipped her question. Nile Will Remember This]

Only 6? I was thinking 8, at least. Maybe I need someone who will indulged my greedy side too? Damn.

[righthemisphere]

8 is big talk but I bet you're worth it. Alternatively 6 camels and some goats?

[babyimmortal]

I do like goats.

6 and two goats seems reasonable for all this.

All this being one tiny package of kickass and problems. You know I can kick your ass too.

[righthemisphere]

I'm still recovering from the last time you kicked my ass lol

[babyimmortal]

That's turning into a trend.

Hows the head btw?

[righthemisphere]

No long term damage. It's almost gone already

[babyimmortal]

Brain still functioning well, then? OR as well as it can?

[righthemisphere]

As well as can be expected. Do you still feel bad?

[babyimmortal]

No, I'm completely over beaming you with a rock--of course I still feel bad!

[righthemisphere]

Just making sure so I know how long I can milk this for sympathy

[babyimmortal]

I generally feel bad kicking puppies!

1/2

[righthemisphere]

well no you shouldn't do that either

[righthemisphere]

Hey!

[babyimmortal]

Look @ yourself in the mirror. Now look at this. Same reflection.

[babyimmortal]

Golden sad eyes

[babyimmortal]

Good boy.

[righthemisphere]

I wish I was this cute

There's no point fighting this, is there

[babyimmortal]

none. don't fight it, pup.

You are pretty cute though.

[righthemisphere]

[I'm a MaN nOt a DoG nIlE rEsPecT mE]

I am literally older than you, you're the pup in this situation.

Unless we count Chuck

[babyimmortal]

Barely. By what? A few months? --Wait. NO! I'm way older than you! At least 4 years older, technically. Do the math.

And yes, I suppose we can call Chuck the pup. I wouldn't want to kick him either.