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[babyimmortal]

Good boy.

[righthemisphere]

I wish I was this cute

There's no point fighting this, is there

[babyimmortal]

none. don't fight it, pup.

You are pretty cute though.

[righthemisphere]

[I'm a MaN nOt a DoG nIlE rEsPecT mE]

I am literally older than you, you're the pup in this situation.

Unless we count Chuck

[babyimmortal]

Barely. By what? A few months? --Wait. NO! I'm way older than you! At least 4 years older, technically. Do the math.

And yes, I suppose we can call Chuck the pup. I wouldn't want to kick him either.

[righthemisphere]

And he's 21

Sorry no, loopy timelines don't count.

[babyimmortal]

God, he really is a baby.

Fine. Fine. YOU can be eldest. But I was almost 27 before I died.

[that sentence should not have flowed so well]

[righthemisphere]

And I just turned 27. Victory is still mine. When's your birthday?

[babyimmortal]

You win this time Batman.

May 1st 94. You?

[righthemisphere]

December 11th '98

[babyimmortal]

Sagittarius? Huh, pegged you for a Leo.

So i technically AM older thank you.

[righthemisphere]

It's not my fault I'm from the future but if you want the title old lady take it ;)

Is a Leo better or worse?

[babyimmortal]

No it's fine. You can be the big boy.

Leo's tend to stand out in a crowd. They are smart and creative and warmhearted and stubborn. This all fits you.

Then again your sign is generous and has a sense of humor. ...still, your stubborn.

[righthemisphere]

I looked it up.

Sagittarians are optimistic, restless, progressive and adventurous. They can't stand to be contained, thwarted or bossed about, and freedom is their catnip. Woe betide a boss/ partner/parent/friend who tries to tell their Saggie comrade what to do.

I've never been so called out by a horoscope.

Chuck's here. He says he's a Leo.

[babyimmortal]

Christ, that really is you huh? That's a call out for sure.

Of course he's the Leo. Does it fit him well? I'm a Tarsus. I'm dependable ;)

[righthemisphere]

I think it does.


Don't know much about this stuff but I believe that. You've never let me down.

[babyimmortal]

I only know a little about it. The girls in my troop were suckers for this kind of thing.

If I ever let you down, it's cus I'mm dead.

...
oh, i guess that has a new meaning to it, huh?

[righthemisphere]

That shouldn't be funny and yet

[babyimmortal]

It really shouldn't, and yet...

but hey, btw, thanks. for the distractions. This helped.

[righthemisphere]

Likewise, kiddo ;)

We're in this together

[babyimmortal]

Did you just?

Okay, old man.

By thy side.