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[righthemisphere]

"Thank you," a purred murmur. forehead to forehead, just soaking in the affection.

"It's been a weird day"

[suicidemission]

"Mmm...weird?"

Busy, for him.

For a few reasons, ha. But. He's more interested in feeling Raleigh up a little.

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"Yeah.. like.. ten people put beans on my doorstep? And when I was in town people kept cheering at me. It was weird."

But this makes it all better. And he's definitely feeling Chuck's ass up.

[suicidemission]

He buries his face into Raleighs neck.

Fuckin...success.

"How odd."

[righthemisphere]

"Yeah.. really odd. You uh. And I know you didn't have anything to do with that.."

[suicidemission]

"Who, me? Would I have done that?"

He is insulted.

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".. probably Nile then"

[suicidemission]

"Mhm. Probably."

Heheheh. He's keeping his face hidden in Raleigh's neck.

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"I'm gonna kill her."

Not really but. God damnit.

[suicidemission]

He can't help it. He starts to giggle. Quiet at first, before he's laughing hysterically in Raleigh's neck.

[righthemisphere]

"What-"

oh. god damnit.

"you asshole, it was you wasn't it"

[suicidemission]

He can't help it. As much as he wants to hide it and pretend it wasn't...

Yesh, his laughter gives it away.

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"Jesus.."

Raleigh will laugh eventually but until then he jabs Chuck in the sides a little. Are you ticklish you asshole??

"You diiick! Now the whole town thinks I'm some weird bean guy!"

[suicidemission]

He is, and he's howling and squirming. Asshole!

"You ARE A weird bean guy!"

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YOU DESERVE IT!!!!

"Argh! I can't believe you! This is about October- I'm not! Take it back!"

[suicidemission]

"It's WAY too late! Never!"

He will never take back what he's done, he's too proud of it.

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"God! What am I gonna do with all these beans, what were you thinking?!"

Tickling him again. Squirm fucker!

[suicidemission]

HE howls in laughter.

"You wouldn't take the extra can! Now you have them!"

[righthemisphere]

It's hard because Raleigh is on bottom but you better believe he's doing his best to trap and tickle Chuck into oblivion.

"More beans then I could EVER eat fuck youuuu-"

But obviously no heat behind it. It's actually fucking hilarious now he knows it's a prank.

"This is exactly the kind of thing I would do how dare you use my own powers against me"

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He laughs, squirming and groping for Raleigh's hands to pin them. Stop it, fucknugget.

"I'm proud of it, thanks very much."

[righthemisphere]

You deserve every single last bit of torture, Chuck Hansen.

"You're a monster"

[suicidemission]

He does not. That's just rude.

"Hardly," he snorts, rolling his hips a little against Raleigh. "I made you dinner. I gave you sweet pressies."

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"Balancing your sins with good deeds," Raleigh purrs in reply, calming his hands to grab him up instead. Grinding up.

Fucking beans, you asshole. Come kiss him better.

[suicidemission]

"Mhm," he grins, leaning into kisses, knees pressing into the couch on either side of Raleigh's hips. It was clever, and he's proud of himself. "Life's all about balance."

[righthemisphere]

"Oh yeah?" grinning up at him, fingers tightening their hold and pulling him down to grind up for that sweet, sweet friction.

"Look at you all zen." You're blossoming more and more each day, Chuck. Good god he is so happy to have you in his life like this.