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Chuck sprawls on top of him, heavy and warm, nosing into his neck. They're full and happy - and have so many beans they don't know what to do with them.

"Happy birthday," he murmurs, sliding a hand up Raleigh's shirt, tracing his fingers over his skin.

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"Thank you," a purred murmur. forehead to forehead, just soaking in the affection.

"It's been a weird day"

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"Mmm...weird?"

Busy, for him.

For a few reasons, ha. But. He's more interested in feeling Raleigh up a little.

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"Yeah.. like.. ten people put beans on my doorstep? And when I was in town people kept cheering at me. It was weird."

But this makes it all better. And he's definitely feeling Chuck's ass up.

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He buries his face into Raleighs neck.

Fuckin...success.

"How odd."

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"Yeah.. really odd. You uh. And I know you didn't have anything to do with that.."

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"Who, me? Would I have done that?"

He is insulted.

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".. probably Nile then"

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"Mhm. Probably."

Heheheh. He's keeping his face hidden in Raleigh's neck.

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"I'm gonna kill her."

Not really but. God damnit.

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He can't help it. He starts to giggle. Quiet at first, before he's laughing hysterically in Raleigh's neck.

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"What-"

oh. god damnit.

"you asshole, it was you wasn't it"

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He can't help it. As much as he wants to hide it and pretend it wasn't...

Yesh, his laughter gives it away.

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"Jesus.."

Raleigh will laugh eventually but until then he jabs Chuck in the sides a little. Are you ticklish you asshole??

"You diiick! Now the whole town thinks I'm some weird bean guy!"

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He is, and he's howling and squirming. Asshole!

"You ARE A weird bean guy!"

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YOU DESERVE IT!!!!

"Argh! I can't believe you! This is about October- I'm not! Take it back!"

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"It's WAY too late! Never!"

He will never take back what he's done, he's too proud of it.

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"God! What am I gonna do with all these beans, what were you thinking?!"

Tickling him again. Squirm fucker!

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HE howls in laughter.

"You wouldn't take the extra can! Now you have them!"

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It's hard because Raleigh is on bottom but you better believe he's doing his best to trap and tickle Chuck into oblivion.

"More beans then I could EVER eat fuck youuuu-"

But obviously no heat behind it. It's actually fucking hilarious now he knows it's a prank.

"This is exactly the kind of thing I would do how dare you use my own powers against me"

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He laughs, squirming and groping for Raleigh's hands to pin them. Stop it, fucknugget.

"I'm proud of it, thanks very much."

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You deserve every single last bit of torture, Chuck Hansen.

"You're a monster"

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He does not. That's just rude.

"Hardly," he snorts, rolling his hips a little against Raleigh. "I made you dinner. I gave you sweet pressies."

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"Balancing your sins with good deeds," Raleigh purrs in reply, calming his hands to grab him up instead. Grinding up.

Fucking beans, you asshole. Come kiss him better.

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"Mhm," he grins, leaning into kisses, knees pressing into the couch on either side of Raleigh's hips. It was clever, and he's proud of himself. "Life's all about balance."