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[arclightning]

Honestly? Me neither. Bit me in the butt a lot when I was a kid, too. I think it's a good thing. You can't trust someone who's good at lying.

[righthemisphere]

Very true. I've decided to take it as a compliment.

I'm also terrible at poker but it is what it is.

[arclightning]

It's basically a compliment.

But games like poker aren't about lying, they're about reading other people. You don't have to be good at bluffing. Just figuring out when other people are. We should play sometime.

[righthemisphere]

That sounds like a great way to lose all my money lol

[arclightning]

We can bet in small increments.

But yeah. I will definitely clean you out.

[righthemisphere]

I mean at least it's not strip poker?

Let's play for beans. I've got plenty.

[arclightning]

You're assuming I want your beans.

[righthemisphere]

Oh, I know you want my beans

[arclightning]

I want nothing to do with your beans.

[righthemisphere]

On reflection I don't think you're ready for my beans.

[arclightning]

Let the records show that I opted out of the beans first. I am not unprepared. Just don't want them.

[righthemisphere]

It's okay, I won't hold it against you. Maybe someday you'll be ready.

[arclightning]

You're so benevolent. Whatever you need to tell yourself.