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We can bet in small increments.

But yeah. I will definitely clean you out.

I mean at least it's not strip poker?

Let's play for beans. I've got plenty.

You're assuming I want your beans.

Oh, I know you want my beans

I want nothing to do with your beans.

On reflection I don't think you're ready for my beans.

Let the records show that I opted out of the beans first. I am not unprepared. Just don't want them.

It's okay, I won't hold it against you. Maybe someday you'll be ready.

You're so benevolent. Whatever you need to tell yourself.