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Delivery - December 11th

[babyimmortal]

[Thankfully he's gone, so Nile leaves several cans of baked beans arranged in a HEART shape on his porch, with 12 small bags of different dried beans stacked up in the middle of the pile. On top of that is a folded paper that simply says:]

Beans, beans, they're good for the heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
So eat beans with every meal!

Happy Birthday!

[righthemisphere]

[WHO KEEPS TELLING PEOPLE HE LIKES BEANS?!!!!]